spicyshimmy:

sex is a lot like an episode of star trek. you roll around together for a while, clothing gets torn, there’s dramatic music, aliens are watching, somebody dies

2 days ago
6,676 notes

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest
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mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

2 days ago
183,137 notes

fullcravings:

Pumpkin Spice Latte Ice Cream Float
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fullcravings:

Pumpkin Spice Latte Ice Cream Float

2 days ago
4,021 notes

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

2 days ago
59,622 notes

#me everyday

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

2 days ago
228,136 notes

vivzie-pop:

Who’s excited for “the Book of Life”?

I am.

also Xibalba is pretty off model, but i’ll get him better next time <3

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped
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thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

(Source: theclearlydope)

2 days ago
95,309 notes

paperbeatsscissors:

a precise calculation.

Hamster President by Paperbeatsscissors
[website | tumblr | twitter]

3 days ago
46,648 notes

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

heroineheroine:

il-tenore-regina:

LMFAO GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


😂😂😂😂

fuck y’all lmao
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mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

heroineheroine:

il-tenore-regina:

LMFAO GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

😂😂😂😂

fuck y’all lmao

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

3 days ago
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roman-numerals:

professor-van-helsing:

digg:

This pizza place has a very good idea

yes yes yes

The owner, a 28-year Army vet, will even help students with their assignments “to the extent that I can.”
NO, NO, I’M NOT CRYING.
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roman-numerals:

professor-van-helsing:

digg:

This pizza place has a very good idea

yes yes yes

The owner, a 28-year Army vet, will even help students with their assignments “to the extent that I can.”

NO, NO, I’M NOT CRYING.

3 days ago
160,378 notes

itsalwayslocked:

Talking to the culprit in a game that you’ve already beaten like

image

3 days ago
20,752 notes

#Atlas

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I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME
SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN
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transisted:

I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME

SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN

3 days ago
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notalkingplz:

The Darn Knight Narcs

catsbeaversandducks:

Her name’s Whisper and she’s the cutest bobcat kitten ever!

Photos by ©Turtle Bay Exploration Park

3 days ago
4,626 notes

Me: *minding my own business*
Will.i.am: hit it Fergie!
Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER'S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS

3 days ago
71,544 notes

#same